Letters from Princess Diana to a palace steward sell for thousands of USD

Louisville, KY – Jesus Christ must be a real jerk. I mean, what kind of friend comes over to your house, befouls your environment with second-hand crack smoke, and then just disappears – leaving the crack paraphernalia behind? I gotta admit, I have relatives that would pull that kind of shit, but I never thought JC would stoop that low. I mean, that’s just rude! Poor old Craig Dunn is now taking the rap because of Jesus and his crack pipe. Dunn, a registered sex offender on home incarceration, must have been beside himself when the police showed up to do a home check and discovered a makeshift aluminum foil crack pipe and a burnt spoon. Dunn tried to explain to the boys in blue that the shit wasn’t his, it belonged to Jesus and Jesus was just trying to set him up. I bet you the big guy is up in the sky right about now just laughing it up – his little plan worked! Thanks to Jesus, Craig Dunn, 52, is now back behind bars charged with possession of drug paraphernalia. Betcha he won’t be smoking crack with Jesus again anytime soon. John Bandel, a 33-year-old Illinois man who was vacationing in Orlando with his family. Police say he waited until his wife and children fell asleep to sneak out of his hotel room to meet a minor for sex. Classy. […]

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Conference to focus on development of ancient towns

“There was a lot of tears on their side,” Kelli Murrain said. “I don’t know if it was because they don’t like the amount of time they’re getting or if they really feel remorse for what they’ve done. I’d like to think they do but I don’t know.” She added that her son was recovering from the attack with help from friends and family.The victim had cuts and bruises after the fight and a teacher who had tried to break up the fight earned a black eye.

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Just one in three Aussies "interested" in federal election: study

The cat’s name was Lucky. Here is a post the owner made over at Cafemom.com titled Someone killed my cat. A little more detail is in her post, especially the part about Bryan being in the company of two girls when he did this. You do not have to be a member to read it. It includes a picture of the cat in question.With the help of another child in the vehicle, the tape was removed from the boy and he was checked for injuries. None were found, but the deputy explained to Lyons that most kids need to breathe in order to live, and that wrapping their faces with tape can hinder both of those processes.

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Syrian refugees in Turkey urged to join forces against IS

Palmetto, FL – There are some children in this world that have to overcome some pretty horrendous obstacles to make it to adulthood. Things like abuse, neglect, poverty, soccer moms with a cell phone attached to one ear, a latte in the other, and a foot on the gas pedal trying to make an early morning pilates class – you know, the usual. Then there are some that have the odds stacked against them even before they are thrust into this world naked, cold and hungry, some that never have a chance, some like the fetus Guadlia Bravo is carrying in her miserable womb. Bravo seems to be as fertile as some freshly turned compost, but with the mothering instincts of a lump of dog shit. When her toddler was found wandering in a grocery store parking lot, Bravo, 7 months pregnant, was found tanked, sitting on a curb, getting her drink on.“He was in the driveway all frantic, yelling,” said Carlson, who lives across from the couple. “He had blood on his hands, blood on his shirt and blood down his pants.”

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Eye injections could become obsolete thanks to breakthrough using gold: Aust'n researchers

The woman was able to run to police while Polk was held at gunpoint. Polk told the officers that he had a knife and that they were going to have to kill him. Just before police Tased him, Polk produced the knife and slit his own throat.So I am asking once again for any of you who enjoy the site to give us a hand and donate some dough. If we’ve entertained, helped or informed you in any way whatsoever – and you can afford to do so – send us a little love. The amount doesn’t matter. Unless it’s over 0, then I will climb the nearest mountain and praise your name to all who could hear me.

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Kyrgyzstan, Iran agree to strengthen cooperation in fighting terrorism

So now we will add getting crushed by an industrial cardboard compactor to our growing list of horrifying workplace deaths, including falling in an industrial dough mixer, being pulled into an asphalt grinder, being cooked to death in an industrial tuna steamer, dying from an exploding beer keg, falling into a wood chipper, suffocating in a manure pit, being crushed in an industrial paper rolling machine, cooking to death in an industrial dryer, suffocating in a pile of pinto beans, dying in a vat of boiling chocolate, and falling into an industrial meat grinder.The 18-year-old mother has since been released on ,000 bail. The baby was taken into state custody and is expected to fully recover. […]

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Daily life of Afghan woman Jamila

Brendyn Crispell (Myspace)Las Vegas, NV – According to police, Mary Jane Lopez left her diabetic 2-year-old son Geno Valerio, and his 1-year-old twin siblings alone at the house while she went to the store. And though she was fully aware that a sliding glass door leading to a backyard swimming pool was wide open, she neglected to inform the children’s grandfather – the only other adult in the house – that she was leaving. Later that night, Esther Wright, Geno’s grandmother, arrived home from work to find Mary Jane watching TV and Geno floating in the pool. I dont need medical,” Esther said to a 911 dispatcher. “I need police to come. My grandson drowned.” While still on the phone with 911, Esther remarked, “I can’t believe this Mary Jane.” It has been reported that at least three hours had passed between the last time Mary Jane saw her son and the discovery of his body. According to police, Mary Jane and Esther discussed the possibility of disposing of Geno’s without calling police, because, according to Mary Jane, I think it will be easier that I dont have to worry about him anymore, about him suffering from diabetes and measuring his insulin. Esther denied having any such conversation with her daughter. Mary Jane really showed her cunty side when she allegedly told an officer, Im happy he left us now and not when he got older. Im happy that hes gone and dont have to suffer anymore. Authorities state that neither woman even bothered to attempt CPR on the child – he was already blue and cold. The 22-year-old twat who gave birth to Geno has been charged with three felony counts of child neglect. Her toddler twins were taken into state custody.

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